Funny Sir Chicken Jockey Unisex Tee

Behold! The most noble nonsense ever stitched into fabric. This isn't just a t-shirt—it's a cluckin' masterpiece. Inspired by the viral Minecraft Chicken Jockey and painted with all the pomp of a 16th-century oil portrait, this shirt turns pixel chaos into renaissance royalty.

Featuring a zombie mini-knight gallantly perched upon his feathery steed, this tee blends retro gaming energy, regal ridiculousness, and museum-worthy memes. It’s like someone took your favorite NPC glitch and gave it a crown.

Whether you’re slaying creepers or storming the local coffee shop, you’ll rule your realm in this soft, high-quality cotton throne.

Perfect for:
🎮 Gamers with class
🐓 Meme historians
🧟‍♂️ Lords of Loot
👑 Fans of fine poultry-powered fashion

Get yours now before the chickens revolt.

Product features
- 100% cotton fabric for comfort and durability
- Ribbed knit collar without seam for shape retention
- Twill tape shoulder tape for stability
- Unisex heavy cotton tee suitable for adults
- Dual printing techniques for detailed designs

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat